My Apology
I must apologize

I must apologize to the nekoweb server for having ever stepped foot there I must apologize to Haiweb for having its predecessor be kuroweb I must apologize to eye for trying to steal her wife all the time I must apologize to my brother for only having bad memories of him I must apologize to my mom. I must apologize to my dad. I must apologize to god. I must apologize to myself for being me I must apologize to people who meet me for not being able to respond not like an autist I must apologize to my old job for being hired for the thing I didn't apply for I must apologize to the Jews for rightfully hating them I must apologize to thin for not being able to talk to him outside of February I must apologize to Susumu Hirasawa for writing that blog I must apologize to Satoshi Kon for writing that blog I must apologize to my mom again for waking her up too late I must apologize to the state for having defied their will I must apologize to the torrent peers I couldn't seed back to I must apologize to tm for coming back when I said I wouldn't I must apologize to my old server friends for barely remembering them I must apologize to you for having read this
I must apologize for this list will grow later, until then, sorry and goodbye.